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comedycentral:

Click here to watch Stephen Colbert celebrate Women’s History Month.

tastefullyoffensive:

Makeup Transformations (Part Three)

Previously: Part One, Part Two

goosestopit:

going back to school more likeimage

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

deductiom:

chillona:

one-hella-fine-viking:

loldork:

Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.

not so depressing thought: maybe these new people will be less bigoted, sexist and racist.

Depressing thought: I won’t live to see that world.

Not so depressing thought: you can help to create that world.

who-are-you-anyway-sir:

galaxys4:

talkin to ur crush like
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Hannah texting swike

(Source: galaxys4)

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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hart-no:

dennys:

Is this what they mean when they say spring chicken?


what is wrong with this website?

lindsaylohoean:

even gifs move more than i do

(Source: lindsaylohoean)

mydrunkkitchen:

probably gonna be like that

(Source: sandandglass)

australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

alligator-tears-run-over-you:

carlboygenius:

Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning

The gays are angry

edens-blog:

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

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this is an actual room of mirrors.

as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix

(Source: teenytomlin)